my mom and willow smith.

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Just as an FYI, Suri’s joke today about Willow Smith needing a punch in the face is c/o my mom, a professional babysitter and a great person who — as far as I know — has never punched a kid in the face, but has definitely thought a few deserved one. And while I’m not advocating assaulting a tween, Willow Smith could stand to be taken down a peg or two. That child is too big for her britches — literally and figuratively, Miss Gold Leggings.