whiskey slushes.

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My favorite holiday drink is so easy to make, even you can do it. I am having Thanksgiving with some new friends this year, and I am planning to bribe them with these for affection. Fingers crossed.

You do kind of have to plan ahead, as it involves freezing, and that takes some time. I just made these for Thursday. Also, you need a plastic 2-liter pitcher. A glass one would be too dangerous.

1 can frozen lemonade concentrate
1 can frozen orange juice concentrate
1/2 cup sugar
12 oz whiskey (or more — I’m not your mom)
Sprite

Just pour everything but the Sprite into a pitcher, add water to fill the pitcher, stir, and freeze it. Serve it as 50% slush, 50% Sprite. That’s it.

Pro tip: Use cheap whiskey. I bought a $7 bottle of shitty shit yesterday, but then I accidentally broke it, which is why I used Jack. Don’t waste your good stuff on this, because you can’t taste it anyway.