my mom and willow smith.


Just as an FYI, Suri’s joke today about Willow Smith needing a punch in the face is c/o my mom, a professional babysitter and a great person who — as far as I know — has never punched a kid in the face, but has definitely thought a few deserved one. And while I’m not advocating assaulting a tween, Willow Smith could stand to be taken down a peg or two. That child is too big for her britches — literally and figuratively, Miss Gold Leggings.

the cover of my book is PINK.

I’m a little obsessed with the cover of Suri’s Burn Book. It’s so sassy and sweet — and then that old-school-Suri dig at Shiloh’s expense. That was the first joke I ever wrote for the blog! And it’s still right there at the top of the page. The folks at Running Press did a great job on the book design; now I can’t wait for everyone to see what’s inside!

My excitement level (and my appreciation of pink) can really only be compared to the ball of elation that is Sophia Grace in this video, at around 1:20: