Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart will be published by Running Press in the fall of 2012.
Suri’s Burn Book is a satirical blog, criticizing celebrity children, families, and sometimes just pregnant women, from the harsh perspective of Suri Cruise, the five-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Since its inception in July 2011, it has amassed a following of people who are in on the joke – that, at the end of the day, these are just little kids who were born (or adopted from exotic orphanages) into privilege and celebrity.
The book will be Suri’s completely new, completely definitive guide to the families of Hollywood, and no one will be spared. Some of the book will be similar in style to the blog — think snappy captions and photos of poorly-dressed children — while other entries will be longer diatribes on Suri’s outlook on life, fame, and Cruz Beckham. (And there will be 100 full-color photos! Including one of Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Tina Fey’s hipster daughter!)
On a personal note, I am very excited (and kind of terrified) to put this book — and my name on this book — out there. You know, in the world. And Amazon.com. On the blog, if you all don’t think something is funny, I just try to write funnier the next day. But there’s only one book, and if there is a typo in there … somebody better get me a room at Cirque Lodge, because I’ll be going off the deep end in a real way.
If you have other questions, you can email me at surisburnbook [at] gmail [dot] com.